The One About Hostel,Friends,Roommates and Gays!!

Ok first things first....this was the only title i was able to think of..!!
I have been a hostelite almost for 7 long years now and friends have always been an integral part of my life!! With my Graduation Day closing in, I already am feeling the pain of losing this life,THE HOSTEL LIFE,MY LIFE!!
When you stay in hostel, with room mates ....you evolve!! You tend to adjust with the chaos around.....chaos that's not irritating but something that makes you feel good....something u feel like a part of!!
I have had many moments in my this part of life which i will surely cherish for the rest of my life.It all begin with ragging.....which wasn't as scary as the word sounds..atleast for me....coz i ended up fighting with my seniors ....then came new friends, roommates.....college life is complicated forsure.....
10 dudes
10 dirty brains
10 habits
10 mistakes
10 beers
10 cigarettes
10 wannabes
10 mandatory things to be done in college life ....and many more
Yes it all starts here .....our home away from home HOSTEL!!
Sometime things happen , things that are meant to be private.....back in first year one of my roommate was caught in the act ...Self-satisfying one......the worst part was ....it was done on my bed.....ya i know shit happens.....but this was more than just shit ......it was the BAAP of all shits.....5th day in hostel and BANG!! and i was like dude WTF!! The only loss i suffered was of throwing my bed sheet down the garbage can....sadly for my roomie ...a name got stuck....name that still freaks him out after good four years....hahaha!

Another highlight of my hostel life is dedicated to some of my HOSTEL-MATES who i think swing the other way!! Being a gay is so innn nowadays.....or for that matter just behaving like one.....thanks 2 DOSTANA and Our ' SANSANI KHABAR' Media!! And believe me it's so much fun watching sm1 act like a gay.....the Junior B type.....the whole swinging of head ...a tilted hand and above all the tone ....me and my friends have always been a nightmare to these undefined ones....ok now the well-defined ones!

Ahh this reminds me of an incident that occurred a couple of days ago...me n my friend SD were having dinner in the mess after long time....given the kind of food being served....eating it when you run out of cash is the only option...acha back to the agenda....the scene goes as
Both of us were filling our plate with the min amount of non-edible food we could.....on the table i see SD's plate half filled with pickle....ok a quarter of it filled with pickle...the conversation that followed ::
ME: Abe yeh kya hai???
SD: Wat?? I have paid 12 grand for this shit!!
Me: Oye Tu abhi itna achar kahega toh pregnant hone ke baad kya karega.....??
SD in deep thought...
After 13 secs
SD: Problem nahi hai.....lake toh tu hi dega naa!!!
Me: Arrehe haan!
Thank God there was no one around to hear this.....My prank Backfired!! Note that neither of us is the actual 1....we r just Wannabes ...Bade walle!! This is the kinda fun we have....I can go on and on about such incidents and other. I am glad ki i have ample of my very own Smiley Moments..!!
With such moments in store....7 long years have passed away just like 7 secs...this is to all my friends and their bizzare sense of humour....cheers!!

P.S : I have no intention of hurting the feelings of any particular group of people.
I am just trying to exercise my freedom of speech!!