Erratic Thoughts!!

Ok first things first, this post is going to be real Erratic one and quite boring i guess given my past record ahem ahem!! Damn writing something hilarious every other time is so bloody tough anyways if any one of you would like to skip my Guru Gyaan session skip it already!!

Coming to the point I always wonder when people read my blog or for that matter see my pics on any social networking site what must they be thinking. Leave alone the follow-up comments which I think may not be very relevant to what that particular person is actually thinking. No offense but I myself comment very vague sometimes and don't even realize unless I read it again once or twice.Then there is other stupid thing with me,when I am alone lying on the bed staring foolishly at the ceiling I automatically start thinking of people close to me and what they must be doing at that particular moment.It is not that I am the new Promoter of Twitter or something(For all those who are unaware of this "next big thing" high time U google it!!) but seriously when U are in no contact with a person what so ever and are so bloody desperate to know about their well-being U start doing such stupid things!

Another thing i have learned lately is its never too late to patch things up coz no matter what there is always a brighter side.Of course things would be different now and not as good as they used to be but atleast U won't regret the fact ki "I wished I had done dis..." U know!

Enough of my shitty gyaan i guess.I always wanted to write something like this.My mom used to tell me that when i was young a Jotishi once read my hand and told my mom that i would become a BABA of some sort and trust me i can see that coming :P!!
And if this turns into reality remember U guys were the first one to know....A Gyaan-baba with Engineering Degree!! Cool!

The Funny Thing Called Superstition!!

Its funny how few things u do that eventually work in your favor tend to get onto your brain and then every other time you are compelled to do the same no matter what!!

Confusing???

Ok consider this :For the last few years,actually post the release of movie 'Halla Bol' i have been listening to this song named 'Jab tak hai Dum' the title track of this movie like crazy.And the funny part is I am not at all bored of it.I actually get goosebumps or a kind of kick start when I hear this song.It was all fine until one day just before my exams i tuned into this song for that much needed motivation and guess what it actually worked.I scored well,actually the maximum i ever scored in any of my Engg exams.Since then before every exam,every result or for that matter before any bad situation I have a tendency of playing this song.Weird but true.This was what i was trying to say.The same is the case with a dolphin pendant i wear.

Speaking of Superstition there is another thing called Lady Luck.Given the kind of hostile blog entries i have posted in the past regarding my faculty,College,Engineering you guys must have guessed that i am not a studious type.It has always been last day study for me.However there is a big factor called Lady Luck that has helped me rather saved me from flunking.Every SEM there was Har kamyab aadmi ke piche wali aurat atleast what i thought to be my lucky charm.But last sem was creepy.I broke up and was on a dry patch there after.My exams sucked as usual and with no Lady luck i was further more horrified.And then came the results day.After insanely playing 'Halla Bol' for five times i went for my marksheet.And guess what?? Not in my wildest dream i ever imagined myself scoring distinction,Never!!

The same Lady Luck which I thought to be a blessing was actually stopping me from scoring can u believe that! And the Syndrome continues.Earlier it used to be Lady Luck and now its Anti Lady Luck.This is how Confusing it gets!!

Engg Wah Wah!!

I once received a comment on my previous Engg related post from Mithe about appreciating my (shitty) graduation course IT Engg for once and here I am,doing the needful.

a> First things first I have sustained 7 Sems till date and so i am pretty much accustomed to writing everything point wise and hence u will see most of my posts in this (sad) form ....long and repetitive.

b> Its good that there is no compulsion of wearing uniforms and covering your notebooks unlike school although considering my colg's past record of strictness i can see this coming in the near future...ohh sorry only Engg appreciation here. Right,will stick to the topic!!

c> Speaking of clothes you could go to your Colg wearing anything,be a complete fashion disaster,wear orange cargoes (yes one of my friend does so!!) and still look better than your geek classmates. :P

d> MBA Advantage: All your commerce background friends look for your help while preparing for MBA entrance "Arre tu toh engg kar raha hai tere liye toh easy hai!!"
(whereas even the most fucked up B-School gives a shit about your Engg degree!!)

e> Monday morning blues is not a problem anymore since i have a "holiday" cum project day on Mondays!! :)

f> Being an Engineer you never run out of topics to blog or write and make people laugh on tragedy of your life.No doubt most of the famous English Indian writers are Engineers.

g> Dosen't matter how bad your Competitive exam results turn out to be,you can always compare them to your Engg Sem results and still feel happy.

h> If you like a girl of your genre (if you know what i mean),you always stand a better chance given the type of students that enroll for this course.

i> I asked my friend to tell me one positive point of pursuing Engg and after exactly 13 mins of deep thinking he said "Yaar meri writing fast ho gayi write-ups likh likh ke!!"

Ok this my saturation point,Engg ke bare mein aur tarif nahi ho pati,thankyou all for Zelofying my yet another stupid post!! :)

10 Reasons Y I Can Never Get 6 Pack Abs!!

Ya U heard it right.Below are some reasons Y a normal guy like me can never have the much overrated 6 pack Abs.

1> First and foremost doing Cardio exercises is such a pain,prefer weight lifting any day.

2>Being a big time Sleepomaniac can not sacrifice on 11 hrs of sleep in any case what so ever.

3>Never been for a morning jog in my legendary 21 yrs of life,although for the last 4 yrs i have been always setting up alarm for 6:30 am with a hope that may be someday...

4>This one is my favorite:Chocolates,just can't get rid of them.Chocolates before and after every meal is just so compulsory.

5> No specific diet,I Eat anything and everything that comes my way.

6>College Mess,i guess that says it all.

7>Grandparents:"Kinna Lissa ho gaya hai munda sadda,Khaya piya kar" followed by a full-on punjabi dose of Makhanwala Parathas!!

8>I find my gym instructor Gay,so whenever an exercise involves "support" i avoid 1....only if u know what i mean! :P

9>'Khao Piyo Ash Karo' foundation ka I am an active member and thus i have to very much abide by the rules.

10>Last but not the least for 100 other such reasons...ok i know this one's the most stupid but in any case i had to complete 10 reasons so...!

So ladies I hope this has been an enlightening session and hence before demanding your guy for a 6 pack Abs please think about the sacrifices involved.

Live and Let Live!! :P

Lemonade/Tequila Award

First things First Prachi presented this award to me and i think this one is well-deserved!! :P Tx a lot Prachi!



The rules of this award are as follows:

“When Life throws lemons at you,don't sit back and crib,use em for tequila shots!!"

and if u ain't an Alcoholic try this:

“When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then open a lemonade stand and sell it to all the people who are shouting the lemons at you!”

The Lemonade/Tequila Award is for sites which show great attitude and/or gratitude!

Rules for the award:

1. Put the logo on your blog or post.
2. Nominate at least 10 blogs which show great Attitude and/or Gratitude.
3. Be sure to link to your nominees within your post.
4. Let them know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.


Since i am the BOSS here,the lucky ones are:

D Pink Orchid
Indi
Meghna
Nidhi
Harshita
Mithe
Dipti
Prianca
Heart n Soul
Mia

The order is irrespective of the priority!!
All girls nominated : Kya Baat Hai!! njoi n tc! :)

I am the Blog!!!

For the blogger in Me,U and Everyone!!
Happy Republic Day!

Alive n Kickin' !!

Heylo!! I had been busy for the last few days preparing myself for attending my college hopefully for the last sem of my shitty Engg course now.
The college reopened on 5th of Jan and after ample of Self-Motivation i attended the college on 9th of Jan 9:00 am :)!!
New Subjects,New teachers,New Classroom but same old SAD Story. I made a grand entrance into the classroom to find out only 5 people sitting and staring at me including the new teacher<don't know his name>!He asks me " First lecture?"
"Yes sir!"
"Come Sit"<Phass Gaya Salla!!>
And then he starts speaking in the most weird accent ever " Info Retrival,Ram,Rom,Memory blah blah blah!!"
I was still feeling sleepy and was all over my desk trying to get a short nap.This man kept on throwing big words as if he was loaded with a machine gun of irritating techy words right before the class.Once he was done with his ratofication,the real drama begin:
"Machines will never die!!" he said loudly.
Boom!! i got up hoping that he would say next " Enter the Matrix!!"
But sadly he started with some crappy human being stuff like we as human beings only understand vocab and not digital language while all this time he was doing vocab ki maa-bhen!! He was yet another teacher affected with the "S" syndrome.
"U can't affords that spaces","U knows the concepts U always Knows" and many more.
After Zelofying his vocab for almost 45 mins, i see one of my friend sneaking in.
The teacher spotted him and forgot what he was bluffing all this time. He looks nervously here and there and exactly after 13 sec starts again " As we all knows machines are everythings todays!!"
By this time everyone in the class<note 7 now!> is full-on pissed off by this stupidity.
But our great teacher had a Q n A session planned. One after another he starts firing Q's at us. No one is interested in answering any of them.
Finally he jumps to last Q:"What is Effectiveness Efficiency?" still no response!!
"Recall!!"
"Please!!"
"Be frank"
"Kuch idea do mujhe"
"Aapse kuch ideas milte toh acha hota"
"Be frank,be Polite"<WTF!!>
"Ok thik hai don't worry i am here to help U!" he claimed followed by his answer.
By now it was 10am and i was all prepared with my bag to run back to my hostel after such a "brainstorming" session.
But shit happens!!
Another new Sir caught me midway and had to attend his so called v.v.important class too!! :(

P.S: Lots of crazy things have been happening to me lately,will be back with them asap...cya around!!! :)