Alive n Kickin' !!

Heylo!! I had been busy for the last few days preparing myself for attending my college hopefully for the last sem of my shitty Engg course now.
The college reopened on 5th of Jan and after ample of Self-Motivation i attended the college on 9th of Jan 9:00 am :)!!
New Subjects,New teachers,New Classroom but same old SAD Story. I made a grand entrance into the classroom to find out only 5 people sitting and staring at me including the new teacher<don't know his name>!He asks me " First lecture?"
"Yes sir!"
"Come Sit"<Phass Gaya Salla!!>
And then he starts speaking in the most weird accent ever " Info Retrival,Ram,Rom,Memory blah blah blah!!"
I was still feeling sleepy and was all over my desk trying to get a short nap.This man kept on throwing big words as if he was loaded with a machine gun of irritating techy words right before the class.Once he was done with his ratofication,the real drama begin:
"Machines will never die!!" he said loudly.
Boom!! i got up hoping that he would say next " Enter the Matrix!!"
But sadly he started with some crappy human being stuff like we as human beings only understand vocab and not digital language while all this time he was doing vocab ki maa-bhen!! He was yet another teacher affected with the "S" syndrome.
"U can't affords that spaces","U knows the concepts U always Knows" and many more.
After Zelofying his vocab for almost 45 mins, i see one of my friend sneaking in.
The teacher spotted him and forgot what he was bluffing all this time. He looks nervously here and there and exactly after 13 sec starts again " As we all knows machines are everythings todays!!"
By this time everyone in the class<note 7 now!> is full-on pissed off by this stupidity.
But our great teacher had a Q n A session planned. One after another he starts firing Q's at us. No one is interested in answering any of them.
Finally he jumps to last Q:"What is Effectiveness Efficiency?" still no response!!
"Recall!!"
"Please!!"
"Be frank"
"Kuch idea do mujhe"
"Aapse kuch ideas milte toh acha hota"
"Be frank,be Polite"<WTF!!>
"Ok thik hai don't worry i am here to help U!" he claimed followed by his answer.
By now it was 10am and i was all prepared with my bag to run back to my hostel after such a "brainstorming" session.
But shit happens!!
Another new Sir caught me midway and had to attend his so called v.v.important class too!! :(

P.S: Lots of crazy things have been happening to me lately,will be back with them asap...cya around!!! :)