Ya U heard it right.Below are some reasons Y a normal guy like me can never have the much overrated 6 pack Abs.
1> First and foremost doing Cardio exercises is such a pain,prefer weight lifting any day.
2>Being a big time Sleepomaniac can not sacrifice on 11 hrs of sleep in any case what so ever.
3>Never been for a morning jog in my legendary 21 yrs of life,although for the last 4 yrs i have been always setting up alarm for 6:30 am with a hope that may be someday...
4>This one is my favorite:Chocolates,just can't get rid of them.Chocolates before and after every meal is just so compulsory.
5> No specific diet,I Eat anything and everything that comes my way.
6>College Mess,i guess that says it all.
7>Grandparents:"Kinna Lissa ho gaya hai munda sadda,Khaya piya kar" followed by a full-on punjabi dose of Makhanwala Parathas!!
8>I find my gym instructor Gay,so whenever an exercise involves "support" i avoid 1....only if u know what i mean! :P
9>'Khao Piyo Ash Karo' foundation ka I am an active member and thus i have to very much abide by the rules.
10>Last but not the least for 100 other such reasons...ok i know this one's the most stupid but in any case i had to complete 10 reasons so...!
So ladies I hope this has been an enlightening session and hence before demanding your guy for a 6 pack Abs please think about the sacrifices involved.
Live and Let Live!! :P
Hey..
ReplyDeleteI love ur new them and header!!
where did u get them from?!!
and for the record...Women dun care about six pack abs...
they are just good for the movie stars and all..!
;)
Hmm... woh toh hain... abhi mujhey bhi 10 reasons dhoond key apney ghar ki deewar pe lagaa hi deney chahiye... 10 reason why I can never lose weight...hehehe
ReplyDeleteSahi mein... hum punjabiyon ko sab baksh dey par ghar waaley makhan waaley paronthey khila khila key pehelwaan banaa detey hain :D
Kya baat hain? lokka daa sense of humor teh har din vad-da ki jaunda hain ;)
hey...nice post...right from the heart..this is wat I call life !! :)
ReplyDeleteHave a good day. Am delighted to be adding you.
@ Indi
ReplyDeleteArre m an engineer if u remember....ab kahin toh fayda ho engg ka...aise hi html code ke sath engg engg khelta hun! :P
o/P: Header n Theme! waise i realy like ur header...jo abhi hai!
BTW m glad ki u think 6 pack is only for movie stars....dat is such a relief !! :D
@ Harshita
ReplyDeleteHanji tusi vi 10 reasons likh chado!!
Hor ik gal c....twade humor de agge teh sadda humor tikda hi nhi!! :)
@ Prachi
ReplyDeletehaha..that was so sweet of U..tx!!
BTW m really sorry for not being regular @ ur blog....busy with colg n stuff....will catch up soon!! tc :)
@ Rahul
ReplyDeletetx for stopping by....cya arnd!
nice post
ReplyDeletend yes, gals dont actually look around for six pack abs.
they actually prefer a good sense of humour to a beefed up guy who is otherwise an bore. so congrats, coz sense of humour wich twaada koi mukaabla hi ni haiga!!! :)
@ Prianca
ReplyDeletehaha that was really sweet of u!
BTW where have u been..???
waiting for ur new posts!!
Gosh! you saved my life by writing this post...!! lollss
ReplyDeleteI love people who join the No 6 Abs foundations too...and i am no gay! :P
@ Rushabhh
ReplyDeletehaha...tx for stopping by!!
not 6 abs but thoda toh muscles hona chahiye so that he can Phodo someone wht needed .. hehe
ReplyDeleteI never make the mistake of even dreaming of a guy with a 6 or even a 4 pack abs. Because I have these and another 1001 reasons not to have the curves. ;)
ReplyDeleteKisses.
@ Nidhi
ReplyDeleteHaan woh toh hai!! And utna toh one should manage...point considered! :)
@ Luscious
ReplyDeleteAah...u can't really compare abs with those curves yaa...i guess curves are mandatory whereas abs r nt...hehe :P!
lol :P walking alibi dictionary arent u :P :P
ReplyDeletegood post..stay the way u are... :D :D :D abs or no abs. duh who cares abt them!!! :D :D
@ Mads
ReplyDeletehaha...ya i guess thats the key!! Tx for such a sweet comment!! :)